So there's been a request for me to post about our travels. You don't have to read everything but for those who do want the details I'll try and please, and include some selected photos for those who can't be bothered - I'm planning on putting all of them on Facebook on Monday or Tuesday.
Delhi
Day 1 - Ryan and I met at WHSmith at the metro station - it was a good way of breaking him in slowly to Indian life! The metro's exactly like the London underground but newer, shinier, and cheaper. I'd found all our hotels/homestays via Tripadvisor and BnB Chrysalis here did not disappoint. We were really made to feel at home and the owner met us for dinner on the first night with the other guests so we were sharing stories for the next few days at breakfast. There was also air conditioning!!! I hugely appreciated this and it was cool enough for me to have my hair down for the first time in over a month. Relaxed at the hotel then went out to a local indoor mall. I searched and searched for somewhere that sold authentic Indian cuisine but struggled amongst the Costa Coffee and McDonalds. We ended up getting lunch from a street cafe, it was baptism by fire for Ryan's stomach.
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| First Indian meal for Ryan |
Day 2 - We planned to head out in the morning, come back during the hottest part of the day, then return out, but we got a bit carried away with sightseeing. We first hopped off the metro to see Safdarjang's Tomb, which is clearly not high on the tourist's priority list but was therefore peaceful and impressive to see as our first mughal architecture.
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| Safdarjang's Tomb |
Next stop was the Lotus Temple, one of Delhi's newest sights. We then went to see India Gate, but unfortunately approached it from the wrong side so couldn't get any good photos. Ryan was beginning to get sick from heatstroke so I made the executive decision to retreat to a metro station and Cafe Coffee Day rather than find photo opportunities! Later we ate out at an Indian vegetarian restaurant and ordered far too much food as we wanted to try every style of bread on offer. The cheap prices led us into believing that we should order more, a lesson we only learnt to avoid by day 12. Retreated to the BnB for the IPL final - Mumbai Indians won.
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| Lotus Temple |
Day 3 - We met with Ben, a medical student friend from Bristol who'd spent his elective in Bangalore, and decided to explore Old Delhi. Learning from previous mistakes we spent the middle of the day in eateries and cafes. We took photos outside the Red Fort which was closed for the day, then went to Jama Masjid - India's largest mosque. This is when we realised that as white tourists we were one of India's biggest attractions. Wherever we went during out travels people would ask for photos with us, or of us, and me in particular. Ben and Ryan started to call me Madonna and Ryan wondered how I'd cope back home without my fame. Anyway, after my photoshoot at the mosque by randomers who are probably claiming to be my boyfriend on Facebook by now, we went to Connaught Place and a short metro ride to see India gate (from the correct side) and parliament buildings.
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| Jama Masjid |
Day 4 - Stayed in the hotel until 3pm, bypassing most of daylight but consequently not dying in the heat and using the time to wash clothes. We went to Akshardham Temple Complex, which was by far the coolest thing we saw in Delhi and was the only place not to allow cameras! Typical.
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| Akshardham |
Agra
Day 5 - The alarm went off at 5.25am and by 7 we were on our train to Agra. Ben and ourselves were staying in Sai Homestay, where the family made us feel welcome with a home cooked lunch and persuaded us to hire a taxi for the afternoon to see the sights - something I'd never normally do, but in India the taxi for the whole afternoon cost us £10. Split between 3 of us it was a small price to pay for a personal driver and A/C comfort. We went to Agra Fort, which reminded me of a British castle, but hotter with more sandstone and more marble. Here we got our first sight of the Taj Mahal from a distance. Next we went to Chini-Ka-Rauza, a small riverside tomb which boasted beautifully decorated walls, but these had been fairly worn down. From here we went to the Baby Taj Mahal, or Itimad-ud-Daulah. I loved this intricately decorated imitation and we spent a long time sitting in its grounds watching chipmunks. I got so distracted that I left my Lonely Planet here and am very grateful to Ben for leaving me his when he left the country the following day! The last stop on our taxi tour was to a point directly across the river from the Taj Mahal as the sun set.
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| Agra Fort |
Day 6 - Up at 5.25am to see the Taj Mahal as it is at its best beauty and least crowded at this time of day. It IS beautiful and magnificent but I'd been most excited at our previous views as from the grounds you see it as you've seen it before in photos. That didn't stop me from taking many of my own photos though! Ryan felt that the guy who built it as a tomb for his wife would have been better to use the space to build a giant house, feeling that a tomb was a bit of a waste for such an awesome monument! I felt privileged to be there. We relaxed in the afternoon (afternoon nap was needed) then spontaneously met up with 4 other Bristol medics for dinner. It was great to swap elective stories and eat delicious curry with a rooftop view of the Taj.
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| At the Taj Mahal |
Jaipur
Day 7 - Up at 4.05am (!!!!) for our train to Jaipur. We wandered into the centre of town after checking in at Hotel Anauraag Villa and were immediately harassed by numerous rickshaw drivers insisting that it was too hot to walk and that we should use their services. Unfortunately for them we had real no destination in mind so enjoyed slowly wandering, discovering an ice cream shop, internet cafe to send reassuring emails home, then one of Jaipur's main markets within the 'Old city', otherwise known as the 'Pink city'. The bazaars here were very organised but provided us plenty of opportunity for haggling over everything from belts to jalebis (deep fried sugarry sweets). We ate at an Italian that the Bristol girls had recommended, enjoying a break from curry that I enjoyed and Ryan's stomach needed by this point!
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| Monkeys on a motorbike |
Day 8 - We gave in to the autorickshaw drivers and paid for one to take us into the centre of the Pink city. We then paid to go into Hawa Mahal, otherwise known as Palace of the Winds. The five stories offered fabulous views of the city and surrounding areas. We then spent along time walking through bazaars and stopping at ice cream milk shake shops.
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| View of Jaipur |
Day 9 - We checked out of our hotel but enjoyed lunch and a couple of hours of reading time in their gardens before venturing out again after the main heat had subsided. We were taken by auto rickshaw to the Albert Museum (built in celebration of the Prince of Wales visiting Jaipur many years ago, also the reason that someone painted the whole old city pink) but decided that our money would be better spent visiting a zoo rather than a museum. Consequently "Caucasian Humans" became the most popular attraction at the zoo, with Indian visitors taking more photos of us than the white tiger, panther, leopard, black bear, alligators, monkeys, gazelles, and birds that we were interested in! After dinner we boarded our overnight train North.
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| Number one attraction at the zoo |
Shimla
Day 10 - 10 hours later, we woke in Chandigarh. People here were very friendly and with the help of a couple of them we found our way to our coach to Shimla. The coach trip offered beautiful views as we entered the Himalayas, but unfortunately half of the bus suffered from travel sickness as the driver sped around hair pin bends. The other half of us were conscious enough to fear for our lives on the roads which had steep cliffs on one side! It rained for a few minutes at one point - the first rain I'd seen since early April. Ryan (being one of the travel sick ones) was pleased when we finally got to the hotel, and we were both awestruck by the view that our room offered. After recovering we explored the centre of town and found an awesome Indian restaurant that we'd spend the next 4 evenings eating at.
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| A room with a view |
Day 11 - Sleeping through breakfast had by now become normal, and when we ventured out at 1pm we were delighted that we'd left the 45 Celsius heat behind us. This is the reason that Shimla's one of the top tourist destinations for wealthy Indians wanting to escape the heat in the summer months. With walking boots on instead of sandals we explored the twisting paths and found our way to the Jakhoo Temple - a huge orange monkey statue on the hill overlooking Shimla. Here there were hundreds of non-rabid (hopefully) monkeys, awesome. We also passed a hospital which must have one of the best locations in the world.
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| The trek to the orange monkey |
Day 12 - We spent the day relaxing in Shimla, either drinking cold coffees and mango milkshakes or exploring the winding up and down markets and bazaars.
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| Shimla markets |
Day 13 - We checked out of our hotel, dealt with sensible things such as getting money out of ATMs and posting my Indian sim card back to Naini, then went to the cinema to see 'Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani' - a Hindi romantic comedy which we managed to follow despite the language barrier. The songs were fun too, and are currently providing my music via Youtube! We relaxed with a cold coffee and our books before dinner and an overnight coach to Delhi.
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| Cold coffee and kindle overlooking Shimla |
Delhi
Day 14 - Thankfully the driver back didn't cause anyone to be sick, but instead we broke down at 5.30am on the outskirts of Delhi, leading to a crazy 30 mins of mixed messages, eager taxi drivers telling us to go with them, and someone fixing it with a spanner. We were thankful to have a room in BnB Chrysalis to return to and shower in. We spent our final day in the cool mall we'd discovered on day 1 as having been in cool Shimla we weren't used to the heat in Delhi. By the evening we were heading towards the airport where we spent the evening before out 6am flight to London via Istanbul.
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| Live music at 4am in the airport |
That really is the end of my story.
Concluding quote
As Judi Dench in The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel would say:-
"India is an assault on the senses. Initially you're overwhelmed. But gradually you realise it's like a wave. Resist, and you'll be knocked over. Dive into it, and you'll swim out the other side."